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Math is awesome: A famous proof is revised
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You all know I'm not a big fan of Ben Stein, and I can now offer incontrovertible evidence that he is an idiot: He is starting to sound like me.
Somehow, we can give bailouts to investment banks where the top dogs make hundreds of millions a year for running the company into the ditch and wrecking the whole credit picture in America. Somehow we can"
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I don't know who they are, and I can't even figure out their political slant. But their editorials are a blast. Examples:
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string(399) "More on the shoe-throwing incident: Iraqi Parliament Debates Shoe Hurling
A session of the Iraqi Parliament erupted in an uproar on Wednesday as lawmakers clashed over how to respond to the continuing detention of an Iraqi television reporter who threw his shoes at President Bush during a Baghdad news conference earlier this week, people attending the parliamentary meeting said.
Wow. I guess the "
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string(398) "These are things I am declaring holy war on this week:
Reuters, for this headline
Monster Cable, for being the worst company in the whole world.
The USPTO, for probably the twelfth time this year, because Analogous Prior Art now evidently means any art that includes physical matter.
Ni Howdy, because I have not declared war on them for about two years. And I'm tired of the Tonka issues.
My "
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string(399) "I read in the news that some guy threw his shoes at President Bush as a protest or gesture of contempt or something. Man, if I did that I'd be charged with aggravated assault. That's probably fair, since with two boots I bet I could take out Bush, Maliki, and any other dozen people in the vicinity.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bank Joke "
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A man can dream, can't he?
(Ganked from scikidus)"
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On J-Hole's half-recommendation, Cynthia and I went to the Taichung version of Ding Tai Fen. It's only a 10 minute walk from my house, and since I have a bad habit of eating at the same places over and over, too lazy to try something new, this was to be "
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Not sure why, but this just creeps me out."
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Abstract
Plush stuffed anatomical members for mounting on a computer monitor or a like object to make the object less intimidating to children and therefore to encourage its use by children.
Less intimidating?"
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string(40) "Your daily WTF, courtesy of WikiAnswers."
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http://www.forddoctorsdts.com/quizzes/MechanicalAptitude/"
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string(399) "U.S. Patent 4807362
Notwithstanding the various prior art weapons available or otherwise disclosed in the prior art, a need remains for a throwing-star "Ninja" type defensive weapon which may be easily deployed immediately before use and may also be hidden as a part of an easily-accessible element of every day wearing apparel, such as a belt.
I did not know that there were unresolved needs in "
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string(206) "An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers."
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string(399) "See, this is why America cannot go around letting foreigners be governors. You'll get craziness like this Arnold Schwarzenegger's comments in this interview with George Snuffleupagus.
Remember that so many times there’s dialogue about, you know, we have to go back to our core values.
What is that? What is core? How far does core go back in history in America, the word core? Does it go back 30 "
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string(125) "The ornamental design for an aircraft carrier or similar article, as shown.
The ornamental design for an aircraft carrier?"
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I was an enthusiastic participant in last Friday's effort to supply Taichung with its fair share of drunken wrestling shenanigans outside 89k at 1:00AM. Points"
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Any time America loses a war, it’s not because we went in with poor objectives and an overly-optimistic view of guerilla warfare – it’s because some punk-ass sonsabitches gave up before we got the triumph we deserved. And we would have won, because if you stay in a place long enough, you win. That’s how war works.
HALLOWEEN "
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Math is awesome: A famous proof is revised
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Bill O'Reilly is...
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You all know I'm not a big fan of Ben Stein, and I can now offer incontrovertible evidence that he is an idiot: He is starting to sound like me.
Somehow, we can give bailouts to investment banks where the top dogs make hundreds of millions a year for running the company into the ditch and wrecking the whole credit picture in America. Somehow we can"
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I don't know who they are, and I can't even figure out their political slant. But their editorials are a blast. Examples:
The failed Muslim states to come
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string(399) "More on the shoe-throwing incident: Iraqi Parliament Debates Shoe Hurling
A session of the Iraqi Parliament erupted in an uproar on Wednesday as lawmakers clashed over how to respond to the continuing detention of an Iraqi television reporter who threw his shoes at President Bush during a Baghdad news conference earlier this week, people attending the parliamentary meeting said.
Wow. I guess the "
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Reuters, for this headline
Monster Cable, for being the worst company in the whole world.
The USPTO, for probably the twelfth time this year, because Analogous Prior Art now evidently means any art that includes physical matter.
Ni Howdy, because I have not declared war on them for about two years. And I'm tired of the Tonka issues.
My "
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Bank Joke "
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A man can dream, can't he?
(Ganked from scikidus)"
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On J-Hole's half-recommendation, Cynthia and I went to the Taichung version of Ding Tai Fen. It's only a 10 minute walk from my house, and since I have a bad habit of eating at the same places over and over, too lazy to try something new, this was to be "
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Not sure why, but this just creeps me out."
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Plush stuffed anatomical members for mounting on a computer monitor or a like object to make the object less intimidating to children and therefore to encourage its use by children.
Less intimidating?"
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http://www.forddoctorsdts.com/quizzes/MechanicalAptitude/"
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Notwithstanding the various prior art weapons available or otherwise disclosed in the prior art, a need remains for a throwing-star "Ninja" type defensive weapon which may be easily deployed immediately before use and may also be hidden as a part of an easily-accessible element of every day wearing apparel, such as a belt.
I did not know that there were unresolved needs in "
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string(399) "See, this is why America cannot go around letting foreigners be governors. You'll get craziness like this Arnold Schwarzenegger's comments in this interview with George Snuffleupagus.
Remember that so many times there’s dialogue about, you know, we have to go back to our core values.
What is that? What is core? How far does core go back in history in America, the word core? Does it go back 30 "
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string(125) "The ornamental design for an aircraft carrier or similar article, as shown.
The ornamental design for an aircraft carrier?"
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==========================================================
I was an enthusiastic participant in last Friday's effort to supply Taichung with its fair share of drunken wrestling shenanigans outside 89k at 1:00AM. Points"
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Any time America loses a war, it’s not because we went in with poor objectives and an overly-optimistic view of guerilla warfare – it’s because some punk-ass sonsabitches gave up before we got the triumph we deserved. And we would have won, because if you stay in a place long enough, you win. That’s how war works.
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