An Open Letter to Taiwan’s Sinologist English Professors
via arbiterofwasteDear Sinologist English Professors,
Back in 2003, when I first came back to Taiwan to pursue a career in the education industry here, I was full of hopes and ambition. Now, 5 years on, I’m not so optimistic–the educational system in Taiwan is decrepit, it’s full of apathetic non-professionals, and worst of all, quasi-professionals. That’s right, you know who I’m talking about, you, the Sinologists (a.k.a., China-studiers) we English profs have to compete against for jobs in Taiwan. For example, at National Chi Nan University (暨南大學) down south, where the chairman and most of the leading “foreign” faculty members are Sinologists or people who were trained in fields other than English. One of your many strongholds, and at my own (soon to be former) institution, 3 out of 4 western English faculty members are sinologists, or people who were trained to study China (history, religion, etc.) in some form or another. Moreover, many of you are non-native speakers of English so that, if I apply for a faculty position in the Dept. of Foreign Languages, I may very well find myself competing against a German sinologist who knows dick about American literature and speaks with a Colonel Klink accent, but has numerous tier three publications on the Mencius. Quick, hire him! Seriously, only in Taiwan…
Don’t get me wrong, I can sympathize: you worked hard and finally got your PhD in a field you were really interested in, found you couldn’t really find a job teaching your specialization in classical Chinese bone fragments in your own country, and then wound up over here in Taiwan teaching English. Perhaps you have a lovely Taiwanese wife (who, of course, claims she’s Chinese) and you want to be with her here in her own country, or whatever it is she calls Taiwan…Granted, you speak a bit of Chinese, but you’re teaching American literature at a major university and pretending to be an “expert” in it for chrisakes! If your Mandarin is that good then hmm, why don’t you sinologists consider getting jobs in, for example, the DEPARTMENT OF CHINESE ?!
But no, Taiwan says, if we’re going to have big-noses teaching anything it’s going to be English, not Chinese. They need to love our “Chinese culture,” but we’re not going to trust them to actually teach anything about that in Taiwan. How would that be possible? A western man teaching Mencius in Taiwan? Surely you jest. So, given this sorry state of affairs, rather than stealing more jobs from the qualified, I humbly submit that you should seriously consider going to China, where your love of the “Middle Kingdom” can truly blossom and you’ll find all sorts of teaching opportunities in the Guo Xue worker’s paradise.
Sincerely,
D. S. Hwang


