Another slack attempt at a blog roundup
via nostalgiphile
To my great surprise I was able to get up early today–despite a wild night of drinking and wenching–so I had a rare chance to spend part of this Saturday making my way through the Taiwan blogs. Buncha great stuff to read, I’m pleased to report, and all of it worth recording here:
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First, Kerim at Keywords has an interesting post about his personal experience with Taiwan’s healthcare system:
“Now, over the past six months I’ve gotten to know Taiwan’s health care system better than I would have liked (don’t worry - everyone’s OK), and I have a pretty good sense of the good and the bad. The good is that one can go see any specialist just by showing up at the hospital and registering for an appointment. Its dirt cheap and you can see as many doctors and specialists as you like until you find something that works. The doctors are willing to do endless amounts of tests, and they dispense medicine generously (OK, that’s actually one of the bad things - but sometimes plenty of cheap meds is a plus). I’d say that the hospitals and doctors are all well trained and highly professional - even out here in the countryside.”
This matches my own experience with hospitals/clinics in Taiwan, and on the few occassions when I’ve had to visit a doctor it’s been amazingly inexpensive (less than US $30 inclusive of medicaments). It may have some problems, but it’s a highly efficient system I think.
Our fellow academic proletarian comrade at Talking Taiwanese has an article on “The Unbearable Rigidness of Being an Academic in Taiwan”:
“The academic for whom obtaining money for personal projects is more important than teaching or research contributions. The latest wasteful MOE “Teaching Excellence Award Projects” have given previously unpublished academics an outlet to become involved in pedagogically unproven schemes. The latter are more at place in commercial language schools rather than university language departments. Highly encouraged by university authorities (who appreciate the inflow of extra MOE money and exposure through a newspaper article or two), English Community Centers seem particularly popular as “Teaching Excellence” projects. Departments are given outrageous amounts of funds by the MOE to kick start schemes that strongly resemble the unproven “English villages” (in S. Korea and by the King Car Private Foundation in Taiwan). Departments’ main concern is on making sure to spend all of the money allotted to them, and on having enough community center participants and visitors, the two main MOE criteria according to which the project is ultimately judged. Where these participants come from and whether or not their participation results in effectively improving students’ English skills is not the issue.”
Indeed, TT pretty much nails them on this one, and in fact it’s probably an understatement to say “outrageous amounts of money”–both faculty members and departments are basically given blank checks (from MOE and the National Science Council) to produce “research programs” and language-training policies which are of dubious or null value to education at their institutions. But that’s the Taiwan Way, so what are you gonna do…
Taiwan’s temporarily resident gastrophile, Prince Roy, laments the lack of decent Mexican food in our lovely capital, the Paris of East Asia, and discovers Eddy Burrito:
“I ordered a burrito and a quesadilla, and while there are no vegetarian items on the menu, if you let him know, he’ll make a bean and cheese burrito and quesadilla. And of course, the burrito includes rice. I appreciated his offer to throw in some grilled onions in the burrito as well. The verdict: excellent! It’s easily the best Mexican food I’ve had yet in Taipei. He makes two varieties of salsas, both are quite nice. For those unfortunate, misguided souls like Poagao, and other Taiwanese like him who cannot handle spice, Eddy can make the food as bland as tap water. But that is a tragic waste. At least try the medium spicy, though I would recommend going all out.”
I must be neurotic for thinking of that Cypress Hill song “I’m goin all out, (nothing to lose)” here, but for some reason lately I’m a latino rap thing and it goes well with mexican food. But yes, isn’t it strange that when we USia expats miss our own food it often turns out to be non-own food, non-indigenous stuff like burritos, chili, and pizza (though that was invented by wop-americans in Chicago, I hear). Myself, I’d like to go all out w/some chili con carne and a bit of lemon meringue pie…PIES, PIES, WHERE ARE THE PIES, ASIA???
Mark, at Doubting to Shuo, writes about the whips and scorns of running and selling an English school to his competitors in Taipei:
“Their [enemy school] location was excellent– right by an MRT station, and the classrooms are big. They seem to have been on a downward slide for a while, though. Despite their excellent location and longer existence, we had more students than they did! Maybe that’s why they made the offer. From all calculations, it soon became clear that they were losing money and they were in debt. This made their initial offer to us impossible, but after several rounds of negotiation we managed to come to an equitable agreement.”
Congrats to Mark, it sounds like he’s busted his balls for this. Having been involved with a school like his before in TW, I can tell you he’s not at all exaggerating when he talks about how stressful it can be.
Finally, the notorious horror pundit Yak sox at Sunny Breaks has written vaingloriously about his new MacBookPro:
“I went out and bought a mac book pro. In the last six months I’ve given away three laptops. But the philanthropic feeling wore off pretty quick and left me with the condition of mobilelessness. The hardware itself is okay I guess. I remember back to when they changed from the Powerbook to the MBP and was not impressed with the new design. The Tibooks looked great. I thought to myself that I would pass on getting an apple laptop til they changed their look again.”
Poor guy, what he means is: “like a duck in a jet engine I was sucked back into the Apple cult because I couldn’t surf for pr0n at my leisure in Starbucks anymore.”
Angry black Fujitsu says hi to pretty white MacBook “pro”.
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Please to be rassing me over mistakes, omissions, and misc. oddities.
– I decided this post needed a villain, the evil Henry Fonda from Once Upon a Time in the West.

